It took a full forty-five minutes for me to get a coffee here. The waiter was apparently too busy to remember my order the first time, and finally I flagged him down after one of the guys at the neighboring table went to the bar and asked for some service.

The staff here have Sinead O'Connor haircuts and blue shirts. My espresso cup and saucer are purple, and I was also given a tumbler of water and a chocolate almond.