I'm sitting in the sun and I can see the Pantheon and half the back of Notre Dame. I was served two truffles and an entire carafe of water with my espresso.

A trio of women and a beret-wearing bass player have started serenading me. Life doesn't get any better than this. Too bad I have to leave now to go teach English to three six-year-old French girls. (The beret ran off with one of the women before I took the picture.)